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For the contest.
I am aware of the bug where his upper body jumps like a crazy monkey with epilepsy, but we can all blame that on the font.
tag list: asciizoo lizard
In favorites of: cfive
USERS COMMENTS:
09.11.2007 20:53
by  Ponky

u gotta use size 8.. courier.. this anit pixels..
09.11.2007 21:24
by  Dragonphase

OMFG gecko, heres a story:

only two seconds ago, i was suddenly surrounded by darkness; it wasn't complete, for in the
distance there was a bright, square object. the object wasnt moving, but it was what was inside it
that moved... it looked like... like... a lizard sticking its toung out ever now and then... i tried
picking it up but my hand couldnt get past this special forcefield!
  i started searching around for something in which to break this forcefield (below is a different
part to this story, and is for asiekierka, :)), but all i could feel was nothingness! suddenly my
hand grasped around something smoothly curved, with what looked like a button in the centre! i tried
pushing this button-like object in the centre of the smoothe object...
  Suddenly, another black figure appeared near the lizard-like object in the white square, past the
forcefield. with the smooth thingymajibbedy i could MOVE the black object next to the lizard, so i
pust DOWN. i then saw the words

09.11.2007 23:53
by  Ponky

u gotta use size 8.. courier.. this anit pixels..

and below, a small text saying "comment by  Divinity Boy", then suddenly another white
box, well rectangular to be honest, appeared!

Then, a very white hot voice tickled inside my head, it told me to "look to my left and pick
the keyboard up"; i did so, wilingly i asked the voice how it knew the keyboard was there, but
there wasnt a reply. i knew what i suddenly had to do, so i wrote, using only a few of the 130 keys
on the keyboard:

"His upper body jumps like a crazy monkey with epilepsy."

-A short story of something senceless, by Divinity Boy-

PS the alternate ending will come soon, for asie! :)
09.11.2007 21:26
by  Dragonphase

i was going to say "Hey gecko, his upper body jumps like a crazy monkey with epilepsy" as
a joke but turned it into a STORY joke...
09.11.2007 22:07
by  Bluesboyjr

I think the epileptic-crazy-monkey jumping looks cool.
10.11.2007 00:20
by  Dragonphase

Alternate story ending:

only two seconds ago, i was suddenly surrounded by darkness; it wasn't complete, for in the
distance there was a bright, square object. the object wasnt moving, but it was what was inside it
that moved... it looked like... like... a lizard sticking its toung out ever now and then... i
tried
picking it up but my hand couldnt get past this special forcefield!
  i started searching around for something in which to break this forcefield, and managed to find
896845 arrows and a bow, a grenade launcher with 903865345 grenades, a sniper rifle with
8078564875645743 rounds and a virtual reality Worms Armageddon weapon kit (take unlimited ammo out
of worms data stream) (a battle game, you are a worm army and trying to kill enemy), and it took me
specifically 4264 years, 231 days, 7 hours, 47 minutes and 34 seconds to "get through"...
i looked through this massive hole in the ground in which i produced, it went straight through the
centre of the earth (avoiding the laws of physics), and through the other side, created 124 black
holes in space, one through each other black hole, went through 745 dimensions and killed homer
simpson while he was eating a donut on the bog... i really am pee'd off with my computer
>:)...

IT DOESNT END HERE, after killing homer simpson, crashing 65 million "roller coaster tycoon
2" rollercoasters and wiping out the entire bogroll army, i bought a new intel computer, NON
vista... but since i messed with the laws of  physics, i dont think i care anymore, and i killed
atleast 36 billion angels and 12 gazillion devils, theres no heaven or hell, so (and heres an
unanswerable question) what would it feel like if "it" was no more? (i always though that
we were labrats and god is a scientist, cos we all die different ways (like cancer ect...) hes just
testing us... to see how we get along...)

Ok, i went from being totally blind to asking unanswerable questions... i mumble...
10.11.2007 00:58
by  cfive

Well, you see, Earth is really a giant calculator made by the mice to find the answer to the great
question of life, the universe, and everything! Thar anwser is 42...

(btw, funny stories!)
10.11.2007 19:03
by  Bluesboyjr

I have an interesting story that is absolutely pointless:

Once upon a time on Saturday, the great lord of everything this side of Atlantis, His Majesty Sir
Bluesboyjr, was feeling deliciously bored after a day purchasing light bulbs, and for this reason,
my means of Earth Wide Net, he accessed the little known website asciimator.net to see if his recent
Asciimation had any comments. It didn't (although it did have two votes of 5 and two people had
favouritized it). So he glanced at the Comments list, and saw a delightful homage to the 42nd Legion
of Douglas Adams. Hence, he decided in his planet-sized brain that he would write a short story of
his recent experience, exaggerating where the Digitally-Enhanced Lesser-Spotted Space Weasels had
ordered him to (they also told him to include the number 1138 in the last sentence).
10.11.2007 20:11
by  guitarking96

i have a story of my life poof wah die
11.11.2007 01:23
by  cfive

1138 I GEt ThE INSIDE JOKe, I GET IT I TELL YOU, I GET IT RAWWRRRRRR, nOOOOOOO! *makes Random dogly
noises*
23.11.2007 17:11
by  Ponky

T’was once a year that black death came,
The lines mark gore and blood.
It’s hatred burns as hot as flames,
As it haunts the souls, the land and wood.

Chapter 4

Death follows close

They hung from the trees like rotting leaves, swaying in the hollow wind.
Their shadows shifted through the slimy undergrowth as though their souls struggled to break free
from their decomposing captors; like a hungry crow in a shell: death had followed silently. 
Two glistening red lines work smeared down a nearby tree. Blood.
Edna lay gasping; she was not a strong as Levi or I. Her teeth clamped between splitting wails of
anguish and despair.
�WHY?’ This was to be Edna’s last word. “Posttraumatic vocal
disarticulation” was her symptom. And although she had a well functioning brain, she would
remain silent - either unable, or unwilling, to speak for the rest of her life. Still, to this
moment, I too reflect on that question; Why?
Levi stared into the twisted knots of trees, his soul drifted in thought while his stare pierced the
air itself with its intensity. I was not sure how I felt on that terrible day. I kept homing in on
emotions; empathy? Sadness? Finally one settled in: Anger!

* * *

I have been so confused! That winter had been odd, changed. There had been easy kills. The two tall
males were easy kills: but three remained. I sensed sadness and anger in the tall feasts when they
found the kills; they would want revenge.

* * *

The light fought a losing battle against the invading darkness as Edna, Levi and I trudged through
festering bogs and sucking mud, wallowing in our miserable thoughts. Trees whispered to one and
other of our passing and plants leaned into our already raw faces, laughing as we gritted our teeth
in pain. Levi suggested that we should find some shelter, somewhere to rest; somewhere to hide. I
agreed without though and Edna silently agreed.
I woke to silent shadows, shivering in the freezing silence.
A concealed shuffling plagued my mind with unwanted images of bloodied corpses being dragged along
the forest floor. I checked from left to right: they were gone.
I thanked myself for not having got undressed the night before, as dressing would make noise and
attract the monster. The Monster! Panic rose in my throat but I hastily pushed it down. I peered
into the darkness, struggling to see into the pitch-black setting. My breath caught in my throat as
an icy cold hand came to rest on my padded shoulder.

* * *


I could see them in the shelter, so close! I could smell their constant fear, set in like the roots
of a tree, their sadness. One rested in forced bursts trying to sleep but kept awake by draining
adrenaline and emotions. One chattered it’s flat useless, useless teeth in a vain attempt to
stay warm; this would only tire him out. Although the final male hid behind a strong barrier of
emotions, he concentrated keeping warm through wrapping himself in layers and layers of skin. He was
trouble!

* * *

�W-what was in there?’ I questioned.
�Oh, ju-just a few pa-patterns,’ Levi wheezed. �And this box,’ He added
silently as it was a sin to speak of it. �I dunno know how Edna found it, she just stumbled off
into the f-forest. I just followed her I s’pose.’
�But.’ I paused, pondering my words. �But why didn’t you wake me?’
�Oh. Erm… You were asleep,’ He rubbed his neck uncomfortably. “I
didn’t want to wake you, I guess.” He sputtered the last words bashfully.
He took out the box, ran his fingers over it like an injured pet. 
And then stared at me with blood red eyes. I blinked and they returned to their normal grey self..
The smooth curves of the spiralling engagements on the box called out to me. Its beautiful crimson
rim, its deep black sides, it’s entrancing patterns and me, that was all that existed right
then. It was no bigger than a matchbox but I needed it!. I resisted the urge to take it for myself.
I wish I had taken that box and flung it far, far away.

                                                            * * *

They had stolen it! MY treasure, MINE! And they were tainting it! The female had invaded my lair and
the male had STOLEN IT! I had to get it back before they stole what it contained: the soul.

                                                            * * *

We had set off again. We kept on our path to the north – where our plane had been headed
before it crashed, before this nightmare had begun. There we would find a single airfield and
safety. Finally we would find the escape of this maze of horror.
While we were travelling, I began to think the horrors of the past were getting to Levi: for the
worse.
He rambled on in his sleep in a strange, nonsensical way, constantly muttering about death and
blood. His temper was beginning to turn him against Edna as he “punished” her for her
inability to speak.
After we had walked several miles; Edna fell down a huge, obviously man-made pit. She was,
miraculously, unharmed. I breathed a sigh a relief and began formulating a plan to get her out,
while Levi became blind with rage and threatened to leave her behind.
A soft thump sounded, and Levi fell to his feet, his eyes glazing over. Another, I too fell.

                                                            * * *

They had travelled far with it. Too far,
My soul drifted further and further.
I felt my hatred dissipate,
And my strength drain t’another.

                                                            * * *

When I awoke I found myself in a camp… a camp? I was in a bunker with dark corrugated walls;
like a prison. The only door leading in, and out of the bunker, was opening and closing in the wind,
as shadows flitted around the room. I groped for a wall, I felt dizzy and sick, I brushed my finger
of some metal but recoiled in disgust as I had come into contact with some thick, slimy substance. I
held my hand closed to my face struggling to see Blood! I began to panic as I noticed several large
mounds on the floor.
No, not mounds: bodies. Four corpses lay quietly on the ground, each in a pool of dark, congealed
blood. I averted my stare and noticed something on the wall. Four red lines, four bodies.
My memory flashed back to the moment before we found Barney and Jason dead. Two red lines on the
trees, two bodies.
Levi stood in the doorway, calmly. His eyes white and empty, the box was held close too his side.
For some reason, on that day: I was spared. However, my sanity struggled to break free like a hungry
crow, trying to escape my soul.


AND THEN SUDDENLY IT DID.. MADE AN ACCOUNT ON ASCIIMATOR CALLED PONKY AND RULED THE WORLD (For
presicely two seconds..)

(I MADE THIS for english COURSEWORK <:O =:O (:O)
23.11.2007 18:39
by  ddgc (AFK Forever)

Ponky:
I blinked and they returned to their normal grey self..

gray.
The US spellings already won the color colo(u)r war.
23.11.2007 21:39
by  cfive

IN A.D. 2101!
23.11.2007 23:04
by  Bluesboyjr

GREY    vs  GRAY
COLOUR  vs  COLOR
LIFT    vs  ELEVATOR
NAPPY   vs  DIAPER
ZED     vs  ZEE
CHIPS   vs  FRIES

IT'S WAR!!
23.11.2007 23:35
by  ddgc (AFK Forever)

Here's my weapons:
US Population: 301,139,947
In favORites of: cfive
26.11.2007 20:40
by  Ponky

urmm.. heres my battle.. enlish people FOUNDED AMERICA DUMA... *ahem* silly person.. and btw i live
in enlgand so go get YOUR OWN FRIGGIN LANGUAGE..!! BEAT THAT DIC...*ahem* silly person.. 

england owns..
26.11.2007 20:41
by  Ponky

AND THIS WAS COURSEWORK.. ACCORDING TO MY ENLGISH TEACHER GRAY SPELT WITH AN A IS INCORRET AND YOURS
IS G(R)AY.. GET IT.. YOURS IS GAY..!!!
27.11.2007 04:30
by  ddgc (AFK Forever)

We WON a WAR against you. We also came here to escape.
We HAVE a language. It's called American English!
ACCORDING TO FIREFOX, GREY SPELT WITH AN E IS INCORRECT
You spelled "INCORRECT" wrong.
*PM'ed karaboz about this*
27.11.2007 04:41
by  ddgc (AFK Forever)

Two wars.
We saved your butts from Hitler too.
We get bigger every 11 seconds.
We can blow the SHIT out of you if we wanted to.
27.11.2007 17:57
by  Ponky

ye.. you saved us.. you sent two men AND THEY SHOT EACH OTHER!!! seriously we did own anyway and you
didnt save us you saved french people WHO SUCK AND ANYWAY YOU ARE FULL OF HILLBILLYS AND PART OF
YOUR COUNTRY WAS DEFENDED BY HOBOS WITH PITCHFORKS WHEN YOUR ARMY TRIED TO TAKE SOME LAND!!! AND WE
FOUNDED YOU.. IF WE HADNT YOU'D STILL BE LIVING IN HOLES LEARNING HOW TO USE FIRE ENGLAND OWNS
AND YOU WOULDN'T BLOW THE SHIT OUT OF US GEORGE BUSH WOULD PROBABLY MISS AND HIT YOUR OWN
FRIGGIN COUNTRY!! and p.s. george bush probably couldnt place england on a map lol.. or
america>>!! XD
28.11.2007 04:23
by  ddgc (AFK Forever)

Our country had one person that wasn't great.
Your country had a royal line of them.
Bush isn't firing nukes. B-2 Spirits are.

Other countries were also in the Americas.
We used advanced tactics. You made your neat little lines and formation firing while we flanked and
sniped your butts off.

You lost most of your territories.

There is Google Earth. Google is an American based company. The internet was made in America. 

I'm doing this in a calm and organized fashion.
29.11.2007 20:21
by  Bluesboyjr

According to Wikipedia:
Sir Timothy John Berners-Lee is an English developer and inventor of the World Wide Web in March
1989.

And the discovery of Uranus, polyester, the invention of steam engine, jet engine, sandwich, fire
extinguisher, lawn mower, rubber band, tin can, corkscrew, mouse trap, sewing machine, toilet paper,
vacuum cleaner, the first man-made plastic, stainless steel, smallpox vaccine, tank, the law of
gravity, DNA fingerprinting, electromagnet, periodic table, theory of evolution, steam locomotive,
caterpillar track, seat belt, tarmac, hovercraft, lifeboat, submarine, soccer, crossword puzzle,
pedal bicycle, pneumatic tyre, speedometer, telephone, television, radar, and the decimal point are
all contributed to Britain.
29.11.2007 20:31
by  Bluesboyjr

And your country has/had several non-great people as well as George W. Bush: the guy who shot John
Lennon, Micheal Jackson (if the child fondling accounts are true), all your presidents (Nixon
onwards), Al Capone, the guys who started war in Vietnam/Afganistan/Iraq and all the murdering
psychos you have, to name but a few.
And the British Royal Family are actually a very nice group of people.

As for the territories, we gave Canada, Australia, New Zealand, South Africa, India and the rest
have independence because the British are a very kind nation.
29.11.2007 21:33
by  cfive

Tom Cruise = FAIL!

but

Mr T. & Chuck Norris = OMG!
30.11.2007 23:05
by  Bluesboyjr

COLIN MOCHRIE!
IS CANADIAN!
01.12.2007 00:18
by  cfive

OMG CANADA!

. ` , <-cfive's head EXPLODES!
. /|\
. / \

In an epic battle of America vs Britian, one's head simply cannot withstand Canada!
01.12.2007 04:58
by  ddgc (AFK Forever)

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/04/13/nparty13.xml
Talk about Americans being stupid, huh?

p.s.
ASCII means:
AMERICAN <--here
Standard
Code for
Information
Interchange
01.12.2007 19:02
by  Bluesboyjr

I propose that this is moved to the forum, because this recent international war only started when
Ponky said "grey", and this has nothing to do with gecko's lizard.
01.12.2007 19:50
by  Draconis

We Americans Have west point ;)

oh and wikipedia is unreliable btw
01.12.2007 21:16
by  ddgc (AFK Forever)

We Americans Have Stealth Bombers and 5000 nukes ;)
01.12.2007 21:20
by  ddgc (AFK Forever)

Go to here:
http://asciimator.net/forum/posting.php?mode=reply&t=124
03.07.2008 12:00
by  origamiguy

>>>> OMG COMMENT ACTUALLY RELATED TO ASCIIMATION! <<<<

that was amazing.
simplicity is good.
epilepsy isn't, but that doesn't mean i'm not rating it 5.0
03.07.2008 16:32
by  Bluesboyjr

I think that ddgc, Ponky, Draconis and I owe gecko an apology.
04.07.2008 01:45
by  ddgc (AFK Forever)

Or we could have buried it forever.
04.07.2008 11:56
by  origamiguy

woah! the lizard is cured of its epilepsy!
06.07.2008 22:15
by  cfive

ORLY?
07.07.2008 18:27
by  origamiguy

nope. it just stopped having a fit for a while

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